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Sex as burning of calories

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:

1. TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
   With her agreement..............................12 cal
   Without her agreement..........................187 cal
2. TAKING OFF THE BRA
   With both hands..................................8 cal
   With one hand...................................12 cal
   With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
   With the mouth..................................85 cal
3. PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
   With erection....................................6 cal
   Without erection...............................315 cal
4. PRELIMINARIES
   Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
   Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal
   Without caring at all............................0 cal
5. WHEN DOING IT
   Holding her up..................................12 cal
   Just on the floor................................8 cal
6. POSITIONS
   daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal
   69 laying........................................8 cal
   69 standing up.................................112 cal
   Trolley........................................216 cal
   Italian chandelier.............................912 cal
7. HAVING AN ORGASM
   Real...........................................112 cal
   Fake...........................................315 cal
8. POST ORGASM
   Staying in bed..................................18 cal
   Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal
   Explaining why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal
9. GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
   Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal
   from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
   from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
   from 40 to 49..................................324 cal
   from 50 to 59..................................972 cal
   over 60.......................................2916 cal
10. PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
    Quietly.........................................32 cal
    Being in a hurry................................98 cal
    With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal

Thrill!!!!!